Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona daoibh
This unfortunate Leprechaun(what's LEFT of him that is) tried too hard to integrate with the locals on St Patrick's Day by accepting a coffee which as we all know is lethal to the wicked little sprites...only the Uisce Beatha* & the Black Stuff *are safe options. He was probably a young 200 year old jack the lad with issues.
Upside, only three tragedies of this description were recorded at this years festivities.
Was this a case of suicide or a drunken bad decision or ...murder?
Any witnesses please call to city Garda Station and ask for the leprechaun mediation officer..Mike ..He'll take any info. you may have in any form ...Song, Limerick, Mime etc
(*Whiskey*Guinness)
Tri colour over park bridge St Stephen's Green ,Dublin City
College Green at Trinity College Dublin City